Have you ever wished that you’re Marko Jaric, the NBA player who married Adriana Lima or Tom Brady who has Gisele Bundchen? I did and now I’m at it again because tennis superstar Andy Roddick has tied the knot with one of my favorite Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker.  Why do athletes are getting the hottest supermodels? Their bodies are tight, they’re fit and they are highly paid…darn…think think, well, their feet smell bad.

I’m just bitter guys. Who wouldn’t? We have the pictures of their lovely and sexy wives to feast on at least…and they get to bang them…damn it!