Have you ever wished that you’re Marko Jaric, the NBA player who married Adriana Lima or Tom Brady who has Gisele Bundchen? I did and now I’m at it again because tennis superstar Andy Roddick has tied the knot with one of my favorite Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker.  Why do athletes are getting the hottest supermodels? Their bodies are tight, they’re fit and they are highly paid…darn…think think, well, their feet smell bad.

I’m just bitter guys. Who wouldn’t? We have the pictures of their lovely and sexy wives to feast on at least…and they get to bang them…damn it!

If I only knew that the Brazilian version of Men’s Vogue, Homem Vogue will feature these sexy pictures of supermodel hottie Alessandra Ambrosio then I would have bought myself a copy even I have to fly my butts off to the bikini-clad ladies hotspot. Though the pictures are bit on the blurry side, you could still see a portion of Alessandra Ambrosio’s amazing body on one picture and she even obliged us to show how beautiful her behind is.

Fast and Furious alumnus Jordana Brewster revs up the pages of the latest issue of Maxim. According to her, this photoshoot is her first time to go sexy and daring other than in love scenes. Too bad, the fourth installment of the nitrogen-filled film franchise didn’t live up to our expectations but what we should rejoice about is having Jordana make up for Fast and Furious’ lapses by gearing up in her sexy lingerie. If Jordana is a car, I’m gonna ride her all flat out.

Bar Refaeli has been a household name for being Leonardo DiCaprio’s supermodel girlfriend and the Israeli beauty got even more popular after gracing the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover. Now she is with another guy…not Leo’s replacement, but with Noam Tor, from the Israeli version of Survivor. Bar and Noam are doing promotion for Israeli fashion line Fox on a boat, making Noam one of the luckiest guy on earth to see Bar in her bikinis up close.

From Marilyn Manson to Mickey Rourke (rumored) to Marilyn Manson again (rumored), Evan Rachel Wood really is one of the hottest commodity today (tops of course is the foxy Megan Fox). I have seen her act in The Wrestler and I must say that she can back up her hotness with the acting talent that she has, no wonder she is praised in that department but all I’m praising now is GQ for giving us these sexy pictures of Evan Rachel Wood in her lingerie and showing us what aspect she is also good at.

Kelly Brook is at it again, showing off her sexiness for all of us to see. Her recent bikini pictures are obviously way hotter but what’s great about these photos is that her boyfriend’s out of it and not messing up the sight of Kelly Brook in her bikini - plus the fact that he’s not there grabbing Kelly Brook’s assets. Though she’s having a great time, I bet she’s lonely while these photos were taken…man, if she needs some company and a hand or hands and mouth for that matter, she can call me anytime.

The upcoming Star Trek shows enough potential of becoming a big hit but it also could be the other way around. With the trend of remakes sprouting here anhe new Star Trek film is its star, the hot and sexy Diora Baird. She’s featured in the latest Nuts magazine with nothing but her lingerie on. If I meet this girl up on space, I won’t mind being abducted and make me her intergalactic love slave.

The annual issue of Look Better Naked from Allure is certainly a must-have for it features Dollhouse resident hottie Eliza Dushku, as the title implies, with nothing on. It is rumored that the TV show is soon to be axed because of poor buzz and reception but it won’t hurt if they make Eliza take her clothes off for the show and get naked from start to finish. That would certainly draw enough audience, raging males to be exact, that will keep the show up on air for a long time.

If they’ll have Chelsea Handler, Padma Lakshmi, Lynn Collins and Sharon Leal in all their naked glory in Dollhouse then no way I’m going to make fun of Eliza’s TV show again. Well that’s just wishful thinking, the show really sucks anyway.

Some men are just born lucky. Take the guy in the pic, I don’t have to point out why he’s the luckiest guy in the planet, even fifth graders can determine what separates us from the guy who’s with the ultra hot babe Kelly Brook in her bikini. Man, I really wanna know how they feel - are they soft, gummy, firm or I won’t feel anything but the activity of you-know-what down your you-know-what-also. Well, as I’ve said, some men are just born lucky and those who are not have nothing to do but drool and wish they are the guy grabbing Kelly Brook’s rack…darn.

After her much-awaited breakup with that Beverly Hills 90210 douchebag, Transformers 2 hottie Megan Fox has been all around the net, events and publications. She now wears sexier and skimpier clothings and her rack is more enticing than ever (it has always been but the sight of Brian Austin Green ruined our favorite object of fantasy). She has leveled-up her sexiness making her the most bankable single lady walking over mother earth and she’s not done yet. This time around, she flaunts her curled locks and damn, she looks hotter than ever. I just can’t help not to say I love to do her err I mean I love her to do me…ops…I love her new do…finally…